"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
me: i miss zayn
my future spouse: ?? ?? who
me: *stares out of window*
murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes